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Just in case you didn't know, Pepsi is an evil alien organization bent on world domination through the use of mind controling substances (Pepsi Cola) and subliminal messages (commercial advertisements).

N E W S :

• Giant Undersea Cephalopods Targeted by Pepsi: Pepsi is now sinking to new depths (ouch!) in search of what might be the mythical Cthulhu, Elder God of Terror, to further their grip on our already scarred planet in this amazing news article in The Onion, prooving itself once again as America's finest news source.
• Washington Man Sues Pepsi for Harrier Jet: This is the touching story of a true soldier's hard core legal assault on the "man" after being cruelly denied the Harrier Jet he deserves from the Pepsi Point promotional campaign. I really think he's got them on this, and Pepsi's going to have to pay up one way or another. Right on brother!
• Taco Bell Chihuahua Leads Revolution: A short, unconfirmed report on this otherwise worthy web page breaks the shocking news that the Taco Bell chihuahua, both close minions of the liquid hell, has turned against it's masters. We may have won a strong ally, if he doesn't get assassinated too soon! From Chihuahuaboy's Vomitorium.
• Woodstock Suburb: Twenty-five years later, there were clean-cut fans, Pepsi as the official soft drink, and cash machines: Observe Pepsi help mainstream commercial music make a sadistic, profit-driven mockery of the true EVENT that was Woodstock, the radical "hippy" movement, and rock and roll itself in this artical from Time magazine.
• Pepsi's Aphrodisiac: Pepsi's latest weapon, an even more sinister synthesis of evil and sex to promote even more Pepsi babies and fiends than their well known use of corrupt sexual images (obvious and subliminal) in their visual advertising.

L I N K S :

• The Occult to Destroy Pepsi: Perhaps our closest allies, these guys think that the Russians are behind Pepsi, but the reds were but pawns in the nefarious extra-terrestrial plan of galactic conquest! Other than that this is a fine site with some very sound information.
• Pepsi is Trying to Kill You: One of the beauties of hating Pepsi: people everywhere from all walks of life come to the realisation that Pepsi is evil all on thier own. It is inherant knowledge, and once someone tells you about it, the veil is lifted, and you will SEE from that point on. This person I have never met has hit the can on the head in their Land of Soweidy.
• Manas: Culture, Festivals of India, Dussehra: Pepsi is used as an aknowledged symbol of evil in this ancient Hindu festival.
• Dumping Pepsi's Plastic: Man, those Indians really hate Pepsi with a passion. This article in the Multinational Monitor details Pepsi's practice of poluting the ancient Indian soil with thier vile plastics.
• Pepsi Bloodbath - Pepsi Supports Animal Cruelty in Mexico: A scathing page on Pepsi's sponsoring of bullfighting events in Mexico. Pepsi knows that cows are truely holy and magical creatures who could threaten their conguest of earth, so they help members of our very own species torture and slaughter thier best warriors. Damn Pepsi's evil!
• Homer House: A self proclaimed Pepsi fiend spills the beans on the already suspected allience between Pepsi, Apple, and Canada.
• Ads I Hate: Heartfelt slam of the well advertised "freshness dateing" as well as a revealing portrait of the average PepsiCo executive's opinion of the American public.
• Coca-Cola Jokes Page: Several good cola jokes, albeit not particualerly "anti" Pepsi.
• alt.religion.kibology Re: Re: Dispepsi: I have no idea, so it must be holy or art.
• Pepsi vs. The Nation of Israel: Mostly quaint anti-evolution propaganda, but at least they're anti-Pepsi. They've got location as well, and the inside track on JHVH-1. Good allies.

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