The Official "We Hate Merlin" Club Web Site
The Official "We Hate Merlin" Club Web Site
"It's more than just a club, it's a state of mind."
What is the "We Hate Merlin" Club?
- The "We Hate Merlin" Club is an organization of people who hate Merlin, and who come together and share with each other thier hatred of Merlin and support one another in thier hatred of Merlin.
Who is Merlin?
- Merlin is a horrible, evil person who lives in Columbia, Maryland (because, he says, the faries won't let him leave). His real name is Jacob Nyquist, and he was born March 6, 1976. He has greatly disturbed the lives of many people who live in Columbia, Maryland, and there are a great many people who hate him greatly and would like to see him dead.
Who are the members of the "We Hate Merlin" Club?
- Many, many people in Columbia, Maryland hate Merlin. Many different kinds of people hate Merlin for many different reasons. Here is a list of the current official members of the "We Hate Merlin" Club, listed in the order in which I recieved them, which has nothing to do with the degree to which these people hate Merlin, for it is not my place to judge such things:
(name) Christopher "Elgaroo" Brenza (aka Shoelace, Crackhead, etc.)
(address) elgaroo@geocities.com
(since) Early Fall, 1996
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why) He seduced my best friend Holly and made her life a misery, and then tried to have sex with my ex-girlfriend Angi against her will while still going out with Holly (and several other people, apparently), and he also severely screwed over and annoys my good friends Angie (not Angi) and Liz, and has done something horrible to many of my other friends.
(name) hollyjean
(address) ChoclatCow@aol.com, among others
(since) last december
(wantsdead) no
(wouldkill) no
(why)
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i feel sorry for him, mimicking existance... he's so fake, he's become his fakeness. i thought there was something left... but there's nothing left. the thing is, i think to some degree he actually believes all the lies he feeds us... what a twisted soul...
oh, a merlin protection tip.... if you want him to stay away from you, wear an inverted pentagram... apparently he doesn't like satanists.
but we know the truth!
satan you stay away from me!
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(name) angie
(address) pandora530@aol.com
(since) september 1996
(wantsdead) no
(wouldkill) no
(why) merlin used to be a good friend-until he tried to convince me the future of the world was up to me and me alone, tried to blame me for his suicide attempts, and ruined the lives of many of my dear friends. many of us have been emotionally scarred for life. he also broke the necklace i made for him that took a long long time and is responsible for the death of "CHAM CHAM" and Liz's ring.he also tried to cheat on my friend liz with me-which made liz upset with me for a while and broke up my "circle" of friends. thats about it.
(name) Mr. Anarchy
(address) Slicer634@aol.com
(since) NOW!
(why) Everyone else does!
(name) Tiffany
(address) fuchsia@innocent.com
(since) September 1996
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why)
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Oh let me think....
1. He is Merlin
2. He got MARRIED to someone else shortly after proclaiming his undying love to me.
3. He thinks he is Jesus Christ, yet he is a currently fucked up possibly still a Celtic priest (yeah right) as well as a former good Jewish boy.
4. HE DEPRESSED ANGIE HE MUST ROT IN HELL
5. He thinks he's scottish/irish/english/american/human/faggot(whoops he is that one) and he tries to use all of the accents at once and ends up sounding like an elephant with a nosebleed.
7. He sings REALLY bad yet he used to continually do it into my ear.He was obviously trying to kill me
8.He won't talk to me for I am "impure". Stupid reason but I haven't seen him in 2 months darn. Oh yes and because I am impure I can never meet his unicorn "Misletoe" damn i am sad .um yeah
9. He thinks we saved the damn world but you see he is still here so guess not
(When in doubt, put all your energy in a rock and the world will be saved)
10. That's about it cause I'm on Ang's computer and I'm eating a homemade twinkie.
For future reference, his name is Jacob Nyquist, he was born March 6, 1976, and he wore a dress to his seinor homecoming. The End
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(name) bethany pontier
(address) jpontier@erols.com
(since) november 1996
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why)
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i hate merlin because he has upset so
many people. he has done wrong and
not appologized for what he has done.
i have seen what effect he had over
holly and heard about the things he
did to her. he will not leave her
alone and constantly pesters her.
i have also see what he has done to
angi and the greif he has caused her.
he is a big wad of something i shouldn't
say and deserves to rot in a place i
shouldn't mention. he has even tried to
become freinds with me and bless me with
whatever "powers" he seem to think he
posseses.
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(name) Laura
(address) none
(since) Early October 1996
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) no
(why)
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1. He's a pervert and overall fuck head.
2. He screwed with my friends.
3. He still thinks I'm his friend and trys to talk to me.
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(name) Stacey Shade
(address) rtshade@ix.netcom.com
(since) Summer 1994
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why)
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He is an extremely evil person. He thinks he was cool because he worked at
Renn Fest. He is too evil to be a Renny. He has no right assuming we, the
cast and crew of Renn Fest, accepted him as a person, let alone a Renny.
He tried to seduce me while he was dating other people. He hurt me, my
friend Holly, my friend Angi, and my best buddy Ann. He has no right to
live. I believe he is Satan incarnate.
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(name) Mere
(address) boman@erols.com
(since) october 1996
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) no
(why) He has willling screwed over the life of many of my close friends, and I hope he rots in hell for it. (And, it seems he hit on me, while hitting on ang, while hitting on others we know of, while going out with liz.) *shivers* Does anyone need a better reason? As long as Merlin is, there is reason to hate him.
(name) Beth
(address) etleahy@piper.hamline.edu
(since) December 1996
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why)
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He has no right to treat women the way that he does. I don't know holly that well, but I feel for her, and I don't know angi at all, but he had no right to treat her the way he did and he must pay. Don't mess with the female race, it's futile. And elgaroo told me I should hate him, and i respect his opinions (mostly).
Hey Chris, I thought you said he was really old. He's only a year and a half older than me.
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(name) John (Wookie) Frost
(address) snowman@erols.com
(since) September 96
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why)
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He has dicked me over one too many times.
He has also made the lives of several friends
of mine a living hell and nightmare (Angie,
Liz, Tara, Tiffy, etc.). I want him dead as much as
if not more than everyone else here. I hate him for
reasons that I don't feel too comfortable explaining.
Its nothing sexual or disgusting and I am nowhere
near gay so don't worry about that. His goddamn
suicidal attemps were pure shit. It gets so old when
he tries to pin the blame of his death on everyone you
know and love. Oh yeah, The Great Caped Faggot
(with backpack) also tried to heal my pain.
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(name) satan
(address) lucifer@hell666.com
(since) March 6,1976
(wantsdead) no
(wouldkill) no
(why) Merlin is my son incarnate. I wish you all would stop cuttin on him!
(name) Justin
(address) jlambert@erols.com
(since) September 1996
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why)
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Because he is a pedifile that has a fake accent. God! that fake accent. It sounds like a cross between a British and gay accent.
I also hate him because he always comes up to me and talks to me like I was his friend. He is such a loser. I will kill him if
there is alot of money involved.
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(name) Courtney Violet Sadowsky
(address) CVioletS@aol.com
(since) Ummm, when I read this page.
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why) I read people's experiences with him and he seems like a fucker so even though I have no clue who he is and I live in Washington State, I'll hate him for the hell of it.
(name) ERYL from Jerry's
(wantsdead) no
(wouldkill) no
(why) He's a child molester
(name) colin stephens
(since) two christmases ago
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) no
(why)
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he is a reason for selective breeding
seeing someone wear a cape is fine, but
when they wear a backpack underneath the
cape they look like a nimrod.
i saw him scraping the grill over at
great wraps and he flipped the spatula
(trying to look cool) and then he
caught the hot part and allmost screamed
while i groaned at his
(angie wants to say she is jeezus)
[Angie denies this statement - Elgaroo]
unfortunate asembly of genes.
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(name) Corporate Punk
(address) www.NoneofyourFuckingBusiness.com
(since) I first saw the annoying Faggot
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why)
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Shit, there are too many to fit (on the entire internet that is)
Ok first of all the gay fuck hit on Tiffy (yet another of the "Merlin-ophobics").
Another reason I hate "Lord buttfuck of the tenth house of whatever the fuck the fudgepacker wants to call him(maybe her..)self" is that he gives off what many describe as an "aura of herpes" which just, basically, makes me want to rip out his throat with my bare teeth and then use my switchblade to carve "die spawn of satan" into the ugly piece of shit cloak he wraps himself in.
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(name) Amanda Juno a.k.a Gwragged Annwn
(address) annwn@hotmail.com
(since) 0-0-00
(wantsdead) no
(wouldkill) no
(why) Any BOY who would treat women like objects deserves to be castrated.
(name) elizabeth (Jiz)
(address) --
(since) june 17, 1996
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why)
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he corrupted me and my friends, cheated on me twice, married someone else while dating me, hit on my friends (4),threatened to kill me, bitched me out over a poem, destroyed my ring, and generally acted stoopid.
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(name) katie
(address) none yet
(since) october 96
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why) he totally fucked over holly and for fucking over anyone of my good friends he should burn
(name) Florian
(address) wikked_dreamer@geocities.com
(since) since i met him (circa Jan 96)
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why)
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molested my girlfriend...hate accent...hate cape...hate beard...hate smell...hate accent...hate mom (she's a bitch)...hate his friends...feel sorry for ex-meriln kidz...stole little rope thing...hate "I will soothe your pain"...hate hate hate hate hate hate most things...but hate merlin more than most
one could go on to postulate many a theory about the effect of media on today's youth and pedophiles. we hate those theories too.
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(name) Ed McCormick
(address) AMccorm14@aol
(since) Since Brenza told me About him
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why) After reading this page and I know some of those people that he hurt
(name) Merlin Pentadrake
(address) For my personal saftey, I will not give this information.
(since) I have done no wrong.
(wantsdead) no
(wouldkill) no
(why)
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I have been so good to all of you, why is it that you now turn on me?
I wish you all will walk the path of light once again. I have done all I can.
Merlin Pentadrake
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[I'm pretty sure this is a hoax, and I would appreciate it if the person responsible would fess up. Real Merlin haters don't need such falsities in order to hate Merlin. We are quite serious about hateing Merlin, and I do not wish to post false information, and I think this is in bad taste, unlike the satan one. - Elgaroo]
(name) Mother Theresa
(address) topnun@poor.com
(since) 1/1/95
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why) He sounds like a real jerk. How about posting his picture so we can spit on it?
(name) CD aka Bubbles
(address) none
(since) Feb 1996
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) no
(why) He is really obnoixious. He's always trying to get my phone number and get with me. Also, he touches me A LOT. He's a damn pervert.
(name) laura denz
(since) sept 96
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why) satan, screwed over all my friends you get the picture
(name) annette
(address) star__@hotmail.com
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why)
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he is a fucking prick..lives in his own fucking sadistic world..lied about hating rapists (made up a story about his best friend getting killed by one.... when he goes and fucking molests people..has a rucking rottin stinky mouth with a slimy tongue he likes to shove into the mouths of depressed chicks.
made up a story about being a forever virgin....then trys to fuck you!
tries to pick out realy depressed chicks and convince them that he is their mentor.
likes to be called a father...won't hear the fucking word NO
And listen you prick YOU where not good to all of us
Or any of us! you hurt me! and many other really nice people so you could just get off on doing things they dont want you to do.
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(name) Stormcrow Perianwyr (rob)
(address) crow@erols.com
(since) I'm so terrible with time. Someone give me a PDA or something. Hmm.
(wantsdead) no
(wouldkill) no
(why)
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This fellow was rather amusing for the first, oh, say forty-seven seconds I talked to him. Of course, when observing him for a longer time period, I saw him as many annoying things... what I see as "The Craft"'s form of spiritualism, the sad, annoying "Teenage Angst Pagan". But even that is nothing to truly hate someone for. After all, one could merely place this as immaturity (the national sport of the U.S.) or some sort of messianic complex, I don't know. He endeared himself to many people I know and, as I saw, became an important figure in their lives. Yet he abused this... he used his central position in the lives of more than a few young women (many of whom have spoken above) to have sexual relations and then completely throw them away. This is completely inexcusable. For someone who supposedly subscribes to some sort of positive faith, it is the worst kind of hypocrisy (especially since I had heard he declared himself celibate! What a fool.). I really try to give everyone more than a few chances before I really start to dislike, even hate them, but he has exhausted all my goodwill. I pity him for his weakness, but that is no excuse for how he has harmed many I know.
(BTW, I'm sure the "fairies" are also known as "no real income". He's merely a loser.)
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(name) Choie Carocofe
(address) none
(since) Fall 1996
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) no
(why) He's nasty
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