The "We Hate Merlin" Club Official Members List (Continued)

There are now so many Merlin haters that I've been forced to break the page down in to several smaller pages, as one page containing the entire list is way to big most of the editors I use and very inconvinient to manipulate, update, and move around. Here continues the "We Hate Merlin" Club members list:

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(name) god
(address) god@us.net
(since) the holly/angi incident
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why) he destroyed the world

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(name) Merlin, Fuchsia's Hamster
(address) c/o RiotRaven@aol.com
(since) I was unfortunately named after him.
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why) He enabled Fuchsia to buy me cause he was over 18 but then he tried to take me out of my cage at the pet store to buy me and he smelled so I bit him. Then I went home with Fuchsia and she couldn't figure out a name for me so she named me "Merlin" (which she now regrets)and ruined my life forever. He ruined the future of a poor innocent hamster just by having the same name. How low can you get?

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(name) Christina
(address) none
(since) recently
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why) Even though I've only met him once I never liked him. He's hurt my friends more than I realized. For that he deserves to shot.He really needs professional help.

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(name) Chewy
(address) don't have one... at school
(since) Sept. 16, 1979
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why)
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Why not? he's a fuck. I just want to kill him, disembowl him, and display his pancreas at the lake for all the little merlinites to cry over... but, yeah, he's a fuck. He's not cute (someone else said this, but i agree) and he has a more annoying accent than my friend joe... and he looks like jesus, yet claims to be a fucked-up religion (redundant) priest.. yet he is nothing more than a pedophile, asshole, loquatious (?) and vile poor excuse for a human being that would stoop as low as to try to have sex with pre-schoolers....
fuck you.
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(name) jason
(address) puck1981
(since) just now
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why) cause i dont ok

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(name) mike
(address) puckno2@aol.com
(since) now
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) no
(why) hes a dumbshit who lies to everyone

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(name) Dan Lauderbaugh
(address) N\A
(since) July 96
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why)
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The boy is a stupid renfest freak who still thinks the middle ages are happening. If he ever pulls a sword on me I'm going to shoot him. He has a really cheesy fake accent that he slips out of all the time. Besides who likes a pedophile.

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(name) Columbia Residents
(since) Since the first time he raped one of our youth, ages 4 and up
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why)
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There are no reasons, right when you see the boy, you can tell hes disturbed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(name) Jenn Westervelt
(address) i don't know
(since) since i met the annoying wannabe thespian in August of 1996
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why)
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Well, ever since August when I started working at Riverside in old Ellicott City(see that's about the time when he was always getting his ass beat at the mall/lake) he started bugging the living hell outa everyone down in old Ellicott City. He comes in, with his stupid cape, his stupid friends, his stupid accent, his stupid holier-than-thou attitude, and is a pain in the ass to wait on.
He is just a silly wannabe thespian out for a fuck from a 15-year-old (or maybe younger). Oh, yeah and he, as well as his mother, our always annoying the poor clerk at Discoveries (next door to riverside). And I know lots o' folks that hate him (Angie, Tiffy, Fuschia, Chewy, Liz, all Riverside employees esp. Ashley and I).


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(name) miles
(address) gannett@us.net
(since) he screwed over two of my best friends
(wantsdead) no
(wouldkill) no
(why)
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1. merlin is a liar.
2. merlin is a compulsive cheater.
3. merlin hurts people.
2. merlin abuses friendship.
4. merlin tricked me into liking him when i first met him.

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(name) Mirage
(address) nplace1@gl.umbc.edu
(since) Renn Fest , 1995
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why) There are so many reasons to hate Merlin. Where do I start. Well, the begining is usually a good place to start so that is where I'll go. Flashback: Renn Fest, 1995. He was working at the Wheel of Lions and I was just an innocent spectator enjoying the pleasant summer day. Until "he" talked to me. He was short and slender with what seemed like a kind-hearted disposition. He had brownish-blonde shoulder-length curls, kind eyes, and a tanned face. He looked so sweet, but looks can be deceiving. We started talking about crystals (because he noticed that I was holding one in my hand), and it did't take me long to realize that this guy was full of shit! He was talking to me about stuff that he obviously had no clue about, and he was tring to impress me with this cheesy, fake accent that my cat could do better (a better description of his accent have been provided in previous incerpts by fellow "I hate Merlin club" members.) Anyway, after a few minutes I walked away from the silly fool, expecting never to see him again. If only it were that easy. I saw Merlin many more times at Renn Fest, but I accepted this, because he did work there, and therefore this was to be expected. But when he started loitering around the lakefront in Columbia, this was extremely disturbing. He remembered me, and immediately hit on me, (and then on my friend when I told him to scram) and started to become a nuisance. But I could put up with his stupidity. It even amused me that he used that same cheesy, fuckin' Renn Fest accent all the time! HA! Not to mention that he claimed to be some sort of a fucking priest but yet he would walk around that lakefront yelling: "kill the Christians, kill the Christians!" He also claimed to be wicken, a fairy(although this may be true), a vampire, and a "medevil gothic" swordsman (whatever the fuck that is.) But anyway what it comes down to is that he is a fake, moronic idiot that should be molested and then burned at the stake (in public, of course.) He has ruined the lives of many (and just annoyed the shit out of everyone else), and he is really obnoxious and stupid and so he should die. There.

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(name) Erin M. Nard aka: Kool-Aid
(address) PorkChopHo@aol.com
(since) The blissful summer of 1996
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) no
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I think he is a pathetic pedophile. If he fucks with any of the former "Merlin kidz" ever again I will personally castrate him. If I ever have to hear that annoying " ...An elf is a type of faery..." one more time I will shoot him in the face. He can't dance. He sure does smell funny. When he meets you for the first time, he kisses your hand gently, but it's gross cuz he has crusty lips. He has NO friends, except for that weird big guy who looks like a cross beteen Lt. Ekhart from Batman the movie and John Candy. That's nothin' to brag about, either. Did I mention that he smells funny? I feel sorry for his brother Dave, I havent talked to him in a couple of years, but he sure was nice then. I also feel bad for Aaron Fishbein and Adam Tefano cuz he lives next door to him. Oh yeah, and Merlin smells bad, too. I know the x-Merlin kidz, and they get really upset when ever he's around. I can see why!! Can we say Fuck-nut? (and I use that word in courtosy of Tim Horan) He makes Angie cry all of the time and I don't like that. If I have to see her cry again, I will have to shave Merlin bald and throw him in the fountains at the mall so people will laugh at him and make him feel like the little un-pubecent penis that he is. Maybe, and JUST maybe, then, will he relize that he sucks. Kill the accent, too while your at it. Oh yeah, and I should mention that he smells really bad.

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(name) MiChaEL
(address) GeRyoN 9@aol.com
(since) June of 96
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why)
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WELL THE FIRST TIME I MEET HIM HE HISSED AT ME FOR WEARING A INVERTED PENTAGRAM. WELL FIRST OF
ALL I COULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT THAT DICK THINKS. THE FACT THAT A FUCK LIKE THAT EXISTS BOTHERS ME.
THAN ONE DAY HE DECIDED HE WANTED TO BE MY FRIEND SO HE COULD GET A RIDE HOME FROM THE LAKE,WELL LIKE A STUPID FUCK I GAVE HIM ONE,
NOW ITS SOMETHING I HAVE TO LIVE WITH FOR THE REST OF MY FUCKING LIFE .HE AT ONE POINT CALLED ME "ONE OF THEM" MEANING SATANISTS,
SO WHAT IF I FUCKING WAS WHO IS HE TO JUDGE ME. . . JESUS (WHICH YOU HEARD HE CLAIMS TO BE).OH YEAH MAYBE HE'D THROUGH SOME CELTIC
CURSE ON ME.HEARING HIM SPEAKING IN THAT STUPID FUCKING,FAKE ACCENT IS ENOUGH TO HATE HIM.HE HAS ALSO HURT MANY PEOPLE I KNOW
BUT THEY HAVE ALREADY BEEN MENTIONED.I ALSO WELL AWARE OF THE INCIDENT THAT HAPPEN A FEW YEARS AGO WHEN HE RAPED A GIRL
AND WHEN HE WAS CHARGED FOR IT HE SCARED THE COURT TELLING THEM HE WAS GAY.HE ONLY WISH HE WAS GAY MAYBE THEN HE WOULD STOP HAVING THE
URGE TO RAPE WOMEN AND CHILDREN.MERLIN IF YOUR THERE GO KILL YOURSELF,NOBODY LIKES YOU,YOUR A WORTHLESS PEICE OF SHIT,A WASTE OF SPACE,
A LIER,A RAPIST,AND A PIG. DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER DIE! ! !


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(name) Chris
(address) Me po' me no got one
(since) summer '96
(wantsdead) no
(wouldkill) no
(why) THE ACCENT!!! What the fuck is wrong with this man(questionable)? Ooops! I can't say that about Jesus Christ! After all he is our savior! Merlin smells bad, REAL bad. And he gets really melodramatic when you kick him the backpack. I did that once and he said if I did it again he'd get his "gun totin' friends to shoot me. to this I kicked him in the backpack again and ran away. He's very ugly and his lips are too big. He needs to bathe. he so stinky. so very very stinky. He also claims to be the incarnation of Merlin from the round table thingie, that's okay, but he didn't exist. So I guess in a way Merlin doesn't exist. Oh if it were just that easy. I hate the sunnuvabitch.

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(name) waffels
(address) i aint got shit
(since) summer 95
(wantsdead) no
(wouldkill) yes
(why) What can we blame this atrocity on? Bad Breeding! He smells worse than I do. He is a rapist, and a really dorky shithead. Monty Python would have a feild day with the stinky varmint. He went out with one of my friends and also had three other girlfriends at the same time. I cant get even one girlfriend! Fuck! What, why, must destroy this scum before he taints all the girls and boys in Columbia. And there is another! His little brother is equaly as bad. He stole one of my girlfriends, And is equaly as stinky and foul, another result of bad breeding. I will take back what has been stolen! I will purify downtown Columbia. Waffels

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(name) Jen Davis
(address) jsdavis@erol's.com
(since) Jan. 31 1997
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why)
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HE IS A SKINNY BASTURD. HE TRIED TO SEDUCE MY FRIEND PAM AND HE MADE ME BELIEVE IT WAS HER FAULT. THEN HE SAID ALL THIS STUFF ABOUT BEING MY BROTHER AND THEN HE TRIED TO SEDUCE ME TOO. MY BOYFRIEND LOVED THAT. THEN HE SAID IT WAS A TEST TO SEE IF I WANTED TO LEARN MAGICK (HE WAS MY TEACHER). FOR A WHILE AFTER I THOUGHT IT WAS MY FAULT BECAUSE I AM A FLIRT. THEN HE DID NOTHING FOR A FEW MONTHS AND THEN HE TRIED AGAIN. THIS TIME IT WAS IN HIS HOUSE AND MY BOYFRIEND (THE GUY HE MADE MY HUSBAND yeah right)WAS DOWNSTAIRS. I TRIED TO HELP HIM WITH LIFE.
I WAS THERE FOR HIM WHEN EVERYONE HATED HIM.
I WAS THERE WHEN HOLLY ESCAPED HIM.
I TRUSTED HIM,AND LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE HE BROKE THAT TRUST AND USED ME.
MAY HE BURN IN HELL.
HE ALSO SMELLS REALLY
BAD.
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(name) Jim Love
(address) jlove@howardcc.edu
(since) The first time i met him when he tried to kiss me.
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why)
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It has all been said. He is fucking annoying. He thinks he knows about witchcraft and even calls himself a priest when he doesn't know shit.] He confuses and misleads his students. Then he tries to rape molest and fuck them. He tied my fiancee to a bed and did other things i will not mention. He hit on her and me almost as much. He needs to decide on an accent and stick with it. He pretends to channel other personalities or have multiple personalities when anyone who knows anything about either one can clearly see he is faking like shit. He smells like something crawled down his pants and died. i have seen cocker spaniel roadkill with better hair then him. He smokes twelve packs a day. He has no friends (willingly) all he does is sit around all day and pretend to be a witch/vampyre/werewolf or type on his computer which he masturbates to because it is the only thing that cannot run away. His dog is antisocial and his bird tried to bite me. His parents,(well we won't go there) He just sucks and i'm running out of time so i should probably stop now. Oh, yeah and he needs to learn about what a toothbrush is.

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(name) A Random Young Female
(address) none
(since) The night I met him
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why) He drew a pentacle on my forehead, told me he loved me, and then raped me the next day. I swear to everything holy in any religion that shit will die soon.

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(name) Jessica Johnson
(address) Bjork98@aol.com
(since) renn-fest 95
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why)
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the first time i met him i walked by him and he called out for me to come over to his stinky little self to give him a hug. i had no earthly clue who this man/woman/beast was, so i did and he was stinkty and i thought i would die and he would have put his hands up my shirt if i hadn't been wearing a lace-up bodice (i act @ renn-fest). i was so frightened and he was so stinky oh my god. and what's up wit dat accent? too bad he sounds like an old Jew yenta trying to fit in in jolly old england, which just doesn't sit well w/ dis renn-festress. and his breath--you could see it hangin in the air even if it wasn't wintertime!!!!! it's dragonbreathworse than the little wannabe rennie pendants he wears--- oh my god. and he alwayz makes angie cry, and even tho i've never met angie, i pity her immensely just for bothering her and being in her life more than he was in mine, which is tooooooo much! actually, any merlin is too much merlin.
IIIIIIIIIII
HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTEEEEEEEE
MMMMMMMEEEERRRRRRRRRLLLLLIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!
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(name) (((HYPO))) *doug*
(address) HYPO@WWDG.COM/ HYPO69@HOTMAIL.COM
(since) FOREVER
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why)
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I dont remember why but i dont like him.
and nobody at the lake does ether
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(name) Big bad guy
(address) kill@twinkies.com
(since) now
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why) I hate all people just because they are people. If anyone really wants this guy dead I do anything for twinkies. I have smelled death, it kind of smells like chicken.

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(name) victom
(address) none
(since) fall 1996
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) no
(why)
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You mother fucker you tryed to rape me!!! I hope you burn in hell. They will probably reject you ther as well. He said he wanted to be my "teacher." The only thing the awfal smelling, waste of human flesh could possibly teach is how to rape somone. After all he has lots of expierence. Watch out it could happen to you. Merlin try jerking( o'yeah Mistle toe says that is just as unpure as sex) off then the only person you will disgust is your own self. Stop claming to be a virgin, everyone knows your not.Merlin do your self a favor -tell your, parinod dilusion, Mistletoe and all the people who believe in your lies (like christalia) how much of a fake you are. Then take the knife or sword that you keep on your fake alter behind the head end of your bed. And slit your punie fucking wrists with it. I hate you! BURN!!!!
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(name) Doug the Thug
(address) DFRESH67@aol.com
(since) i dunno he's just a fuckin' bug-a-boo
(wantsdead) no
(wouldkill) no
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merlin is like, this fuckin' trip man...i wouldn't want him dead just because he's so fuckin llooonneyy. i mean, he thinks there's fuckin werewolves and vampires and shit and like, one day i'm going to steal my little brothers werewolf mask and wear it to merlins house because then maybe he'd try and vanquish me. buffy the vampire slayer. whatever. i run into him in the owen brown giant one night and he stood there and talked to me forever and all i wanted to do was just buy some fuckin popcorn and get out of there cos i had this movie to watch ya know?
but any ways that's all i got to say about him
cos i don't see the faeries and whoever was that faggot tellin people to pester DAVE Nyquist they're just pussy cos Dave is a true homeboy.

I DO NOT USE DRUGS,
I AM DRUGS.
--Salvador Dali
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(name) Eric Peterson
(address) saintofgolgotha@juno.com
(since) March 6, 1996
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why) He um tried to beat me up, but I kicked his ass, and he was bawling on the ground like a little girl, then I kicked him again and again, and then he told everyone that HE beat ME up, but he had a bloody nose and black eyes, and I was unharmed, then can you guess who they believed?

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(name) liz again
(address) nun
(since) last year, for eternity
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why)
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I already wrote here before. However, I want to add that he is a sick, demonic bastard. He is not real. I will kill him. He tried to rape Jenny. He will die. He abused my buddy Annette, and every time he looks at Tamzyn, she gets the fucking creeps. He needs a shower, castration, life, shave, toothbrush, job, psyciatric help, and deportation.
I'm aware that it is impossible to deport american citizens, but I am writing to my congressman for an exception. Further updates may follow.
I realize that that may not do any good, because upn deporting Merlin, Cestral, Jacob, or one of his other fake faggot personalities will reappear. Oh well.
He is ugly and stupid and gay. The gayness doesn't bother me. The stupidity and evil abuse of anyone vulnerable does.
Keep hating
Keep hoping
and maybe he will die.
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(name) michael
(address) do not have 1
(since) 1969
(wantsdead) no
(wouldkill) yes
(why) he needs 2 date a girl his own fuckin age. im sick of hearing him tell 13 year olds of their beuty & of how they need 2 learn the ways of the celtic.every fuckin girl at the lakefront is wearing a penticle because of him & thats nothing more than a fucking marilyn manson stunt!

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(name) Tara
(address) Dryad11
(since) Tryied to forget
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why) He sucks...thats all that is needed to be said

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(name) Diana, Princess of Wales
(address) upabove@heaven.com
(since) August 31, 1997
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why) The stupid driver swerved to avoid hitting what he thought was some sort of a large dancing fairy... fairy yes, magical me bum

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(name) Laura K
(address) lkhebron
(since) July Fourth 1996
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why) Went out with Liz, tried to touch me, he tried to heal my pain(bullshit), he ruined Liz, Ang, Tara, John, Tiffy, and Mine relationships. He upset Ang way too much and she didn't deserve it. Tiffy got real messed up too. I hate people fucking with my friends. This guy is a true sick individual. Much anger is felt towards him.

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(name) The Undertaker
(address) themanfromhell@merlinwillburn.com
(since) Since Senior Prom 97
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why)
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First of all it is Great to see this page. FINALLY. I hated this asshole from the day I met him. We were all waiting to go into the limo at prom at a friends house. At the time he was dating a friend of mine, Becky. By the way because of his age I am sure that he could be charged with statutory rape. Anyway I walked in the room and saw the dickface sitting there with his hands crossed like he owned the fucking house. As we waited he went into some wierd ass spiel about the power of magic and celtic druid. LET ME SAY THIS JUST ONCE: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC. ANYONE WHO THINKS THERE IS IS A DUMBASS AND A PRICK. REALITY CHECK. Anyway he began to frighten me when he mentined his "magical" unicorn friend. Invisible of course. Please. This dickface then kept his distance because I think he knew that I was the only one there in the group on to his sick sick little game. Motherfucker pedophile asshole. Anyway he acted like a dick all night and when he got in my face I threatened to whip his Jesus Christ look alike skinny ass. He then said (and some of the jackoffs there supported this) that he could use his magic to destroy me. On a side note everyone who supported his idiotic statements that night has since turned against him and called him an asshole. Big surprise. I hate to say I told everyone so. Anyway since then the little bitch has broken up with Becky and tried to heal my shattered ankle at a party once with "magic". God I wanted to kick that fucks ass but I could not walk. From what I can tell the bastard has caused a lot of people grief. And for no fucking reason. Everything he says is shit. He is the biggest idiot ever. Anti this and anti that. How about anti "date rape" asshole?

Undertaker

I have a feeling you all know who I am...
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(name) laura kuttler
(address) lkhebron@erols.com
(since) july 4th 1996
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) no
(why)
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he's merlin nuf said
he tried to heal my pain
i could go on forever
he dicked over friends
he's nappy
what's with the cape
I hate him, himself, and he, plus all other personalities he claims to have
he tried to touch me BIG MISTAKE !!!
he tried to save the world from imaginary things he dreamed up

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(name) Void Nothingface
(address) void_666@hotmail.com
(since) Pick a day, any day.
(wantsdead) no
(wouldkill) no
(why)
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"I hate the hater, I rape the raper"
Manson, hm. Not my favorite to quote from, but somehow fitting. He is a liar and a fool. (and a self important puss bag) Is that not enough? I have not yet been cursed with meeting him. But unfortunately my best friend had the bad judgement to go out with him. She has seen the error of her ways. We don't hate Merlin/Greywalker. However, we will be the first to sit down with a bag of popcorn when the time comes for all the fucked up shit that he has done to come back on him. What goes around comes around. Don't want him dead either. The best punishment in the world for him is to be utterly alone, with the only human contact directed towards him, the insane laughter coming from all those whom he fucked over, laughing because everyone knows what a loser he really is. But that's just my opinion.
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(name) "Metallica Jon"...(not shapiro)
(address) None... Girlfriends house
(since) Since I saw him walking towards me
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) no
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He hit on my best friend and hurt many others..(Angi,Angie,Mere ,Ann,Holly,Liz,...etc.) If I had to make a list of all the people he has fucked over, I would need a more powerful computer. Aside from that,His "cute" little accent that people seem to adore for 5 to 10 seconds would send my dog into convulsions. He reminds me of a travling gipsy taking your first born child. He should be stuffed full of cherries, and put on the windowsill to cool. He's probably baked anyway.

DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!!!!!!!!
I wish someone would disembowel him with a spork.
Thats all I have to say about that.

P.S. I hear he smells bad.
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(name) beth
(address) pharesba@jmu.edu
(since) right now (feb. 13, 1998)
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) yes
(why) i have never met him, but i know his type. they are rare and they all need to die. he sounds like my ex boyfriend. i do have one reason to like him...because if he didn't suck so god damn bad, i would have been laughing so hard i was crying for the past 20 minutes reading this page. one day, he will go out in public and will be laughed at so hard that he will vomit on himself because of all the hurt he has caused and die. then everyone will have a big, stench free party and live happily ever after.

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(name) Angi
(address) Zimrah@aol.com
(since) It is to painfull to try to recall.
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) no
(why) I'm the Angi (not Angie) who has been mentioned several times above.
That should be explaination enough. (I do NOT want my "pain" healed!!!)

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(name) annette gagné
(address) debauch_@hotmail.com
(wantsdead) yes
(wouldkill) no
(why)
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(name) Austin "Neversink"
(address) disinformation@whatthefuck.com
(since) About ten minutes ago (May 8, 2000)
(wantsdead) no
(wouldkill) no
(why)
This boy reminds me too much of my ex-girlfriend...from the virginity lies to the "let me heal you" bullshit to the...well...this'll be easier-She has better hygiene and dresses better, from what I can tell from this page. And hasn't tried to rape anyone that I know of...people like this shouldn't exist, it is simple as that.

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(name) Elektro-Moe
(address) elektronic_haze@yahoo.com
(since) ?
(wantsdead) ?
(wouldkill) ?
(why)
so i decided to put in my own 2 cents, i hate merlin, i used to work at great wraps (2-3 years ago) and he would constantly oggle me and make silly hand gestures that he said were 'spells' while telling me that i had great potential, hahah, whatev..i warn ppl whenever i know he's around and most thank me and make themselves scarce..its funny, he's a little bit of a legend in columbia, like columbia's own villain that will go down in the history of columbia as a metaphor for 'fake' 'evil' and, not to forget, 'rapist'.
haha, and that accent!!! hahhaha! i am scotish, brittish passport and all, and i can tell you one thing, in the town i'm from (fouldhouse, literaly 'sheep house', small town, don't ask) they'd beat the crap out of him just for looking at them....celtic indeed...anyway, enough hate for one e-mail! cool site, cool links...funny accident prone rabbit!
~ Moira

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